Hey, y’all! Looking for something to get you out of the ol’ Seattle Winter Slump? I have got just the thing for you! The Humane League is seeking folks just like you to help raise cash and caring for the animals. They have gathered a group of extra compassionate folks to train for the Seattle Mother’s Day Half Marathon on Sunday, May 11th, 2014. Go Team Vegan Seattle! 

And guess what! They need you! Whether you’re sanity is rooted in your daily 5K or you (like me) occasionally forget that you’re decidedly NOT a hard-core runner for, like, six weeks every 5 years, there’s a place for you at this party. The event features both 5K and 1/2 marathon routes and welcomes runners and walkers, so all skill levels are welcome (YEAH, JUAWANA. NO EXCUSES). Register to run! 

BUT, even if you’re totally like, “I’ll run a marathon WHEN I…